Category: Joke Board
Rule of Life
A madam opened the brothel door to see Joe; a rather slight, slick looking,
well-dressed,
middle-aged gentleman standing there.
"May I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want to see Natalie," Joe replied.
"Sir, Natalie busy right now. Besides she is one of our most expensive
ladies. Perhaps
someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and explained to Joe that she charges $1,000 per
visit.
Without blinking, Joe reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills.
The
two went up to a room for an hour, after which Joe calmly left. The next
night he
appeared again demanding to see Natalie.
Natalie explained that it was very rare for anyone to come back two nights
in a row
and that there were no discounts ... it was still $1,000 a visit. Again, Joe
took
out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later he left. When
he showed
up on the third consecutive night no one could believe it. Again he handed
Natalie
the money and up to the room they went.
At the end of the hour Natalie questioned Joe: "No one has ever used my
services
three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
Joe replied, "I'm from Maryland."
"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know", said Joe. "Your father died and I'm your sister's attorney.
She asked
me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
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MORAL - Some things in life are certain:
Death
Taxes
Being screwed by an attorney.